"Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger."

"A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous."

"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."

"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked"