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Mrs. Evans pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the front room, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Mefanwe, sat. "It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Evans, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?"

"Why, no. Is she up to anything special?"

Mrs. Evans leaned closer. "Haven't you noticed? She's started knitting tiny garments!"

Mrs. Jones' troubled brow cleared. "Well, thank goodness," she said smiling, "at last she's taken an interest in something besides running around with boys."

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The young couple were holding hands in the Barry Island nudist camp. "When I tell you I love you," he asked, "why do you always lower your eyes?"

"To see if it's true," she answered shyly.

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MacLeod, Stornoway's most notorious tippler, making his way unsteadily homeward, encountered the parish priest, who inquired about the suspicious bulge in his coat pocket.

"It's holy water, Father," MacLeod protested piously.

The priest removed the bottle, sniffed at it and announced that it contained whisky.

"Glory be," cried MacLeod. "A miracle!"

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A lady from Glasgow was visiting Edinburgh's Morningside. Her hostess was determined to make the Glaswegian lady feel cheap and unimportant.

"My dear," said the Morningside matron snobbishly, "here in the Capital we think breeding is everything."

"Oh, really," the lady from Glasgow replied. "In Glasgow we think it's fun, too, but we try to have a few outside interests as well."


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