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After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and
attracts the attention of a shop assistant. When asked what he would like, he
simply says "a Barbie doll". The shop assistant looks at him in the
particularly condescending manner that only shop assistants can muster up and
asks "Which Barbie would that be, sir?"
The man looks surprised so the assistant continues "We have Barbie
Goes the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night
Clubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00"
The man can't help himself and asks "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00
when all the other Barbies are selling for $19.95?"
"That's obvious!" the assistant exclaims, "Divorced Barbie comes
with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....