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The contractor's dog

An Engineer, a Chemist, an Accountant and an IT Contractor were comparing the intelligence of their dogs.

"Setsquare, come here" shouted the engineer, "do your stuff." The dog walked over, picked up a ruler and a pencil and drew a perfect square on a piece of paper that was on the floor. The others agreed that this was pretty impressive.

The chemist also said that his dog was very intelligent, and offered to show the others. "Prescription, come here, do your stuff". Prescription ran over and went to the fridge, where he took out a bottle of milk. Then he took a 10ml glass and poured the milk into the glass, right up to the top of the rim, without spilling any. Again everyone thought this was pretty cool.

Then the accountant called his dog over."Spreadsheet, get to work". Spreadsheet ran into the kitchen and brought out a box of twelve Mr Kipling cakes. He then opened the box and divided the cakes into four equal piles of three cakes each. The four professionals were suitably impressed.

They turned to the IT contractor and said "What can your dog do?" The IT contractor called his dog over. "Chargeable, come over here, get to work."

Chargeable ambled over, drank the milk, ate the cakes, shat on the paper, shagged the three other dogs, presented a bill for seven thousand pounds, lit a cigar, got into his Lotus and screeched off into the sunset.

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