The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman, was
one of 19.36m equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs.
E.Simpkins (GB) driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on 12th October 1993.
She started the manoeuvre at 11:15am in Ropergate, Pontefract and
successfully parked within three feet of the pavement, 8 hours 14mins later. There
was slight damage to the bumpers and wings of her own and the two
adjoining cars, as well as shop frontage and two lampposts.
The longest journey completed with the handbrake on, was one of 313
miles from Stranraer to Hollyhead, by Dr. Julie Thorn, at the wheel of a
Saab 900 on 2nd April 1987. Dr. Thorn smelled burning two miles into her
journey at Arid, but pressed on to Hollyhead with smoke billowing from the rear
wheels. This journey also holds the records for the longest completed with the
choke fully out and the right indicator flashing.
Traffic Light Cosmetics
The longest spell spent oblivious to traffic lights whilst applying
make up was one of 1hr 51mins 38secs. by Miss J. Dobson at a road junction in
the centre of Preston on the 1st August 1975. Miss Dobson, a piano
teacher, beautified herself through 212 cycles of the light, creating a
tailback of irate motorists stretching 28 miles towards Leeds.
Group Toilet Visit
The record for the largest group of women to visit a toilet simultaneously is
held by 147 workers at the dept. of Social Security, Long Benton. At
their annual celebration at a night-club in Newcastle upon Tyne on
12th Oct 1994, Mrs. Beryl Crabtree got up to go to the toilet and was
immediately followed by 146 other members of the party. Moving en mass the group
entered the toilet at 9:52pm and after waiting for everyone to finish, emerged
2hrs 37mins later.
On 9th June 1996, Mr. Harold Brayson (GB) struck his thumb with a
stone mason's mallet whilst breaking concrete in his back yard in Tewksbury,
Gloucestershire. He went on to swear for 14mins 7secs. Without
stopping once or repeating a swear word. He later attempted to better this
feat on BBC TV's Record Breakers programme by dropping a car battery on his foot.
It ended in failure when he repeated the word b******d after 12mins 58secs.
The greatest amount of beer drunk before going to the lavatory was
25.5 litres (45 pints) of assorted weak lagers, by Mr. George Wingfield
downed in various pubs in Knutsford high street, Cheshire between 12:15pm and
2:38pm on 22nd December 1986.
The longest piss delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 min
24secs by Mr George Wingfield (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in
Knutsford high street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Wingfield was arrested and
charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but
arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him back to
the station for a kicking.
Hottest Curry Eaten
Many claims are made about the ferocity of curries eaten, but in the
main they are difficult to substantiate. The hottest verifiable curry eaten
was a XXX Hot Chicken Murg Thaal with extra chillies consumed by George
Wingfield (GB) at the Bengal Tiger restaurant, Knutsford on 23rd
December 1986. The curry was reportedly so hot that between kitchen
and table it burst into flames, singeing the waiter's eyebrows.
The largest and most catastrophic fart was one dropped by Mr. George
Wingfield (GB) in the car park of the Dog and Duck, Knutsford, on the
morning of the 24th December 1986. Suffering from terrible guts Mr.
Wingfield gingerly attempted to squeeze one out whilst bending to pick
up his car keys, but the resulting flatulent explosion blew his entire
digestive tract out of his arse. Attending firemen hosed down his
smoking guts for two hours before paramedics with breathing apparatus
could begin the process of pushing them back up.
The greatest number of press-ups done in front of some girls on a
beach is 6 by Wayne Fletcher (GB) whilst on holiday in San Antonio, Ibiza on
19th August 1988. The girls went off with a waiter.
Loudest Car Stereo
The Saisho stereo fitted in the Mk.II Escort belonging to Bill Millward (GB) reached a momentary peak noise level of 312dB whilst waiting
at some traffic lights next to some girls in Stockport, Cheshire on 8th July
1988. This noise level is equivalent to 8 Concordes taking off inside the car.
The girls walked off.
Judged as a proportion of the overall value of the car, the accessories fitted
to the Mark II Escort of Bill Millward (GB) add up to the world's most expensive
car customisation project at 105761%. Between 8th March 1986 and 22nd September
1996, Millward has spent a grand total of £63,456.99 at the Stockport branch of
Halfords in attempt to attract girls to his vehicle. His fruitless purchases
include a Paddy Hopkirk Full Body Styling Kit (£33500), 'Nightrider' style
Disco Stop Lights (£3199), Split 45 Weber Carburettors x 4 (£3200), Scorpion
Talking Alarm, (£3500) and a Chromium plated Mock Twin Exhaust Extension (£3285).
The car is currently valued at £350 to £360.
Longest Wheel Spin
The greatest length of time a car has screeched its wheels to impress
some girls was achieved on 9th July 1988 by Bill Millward (GB) in his Mark
II Escort. When traffic lights in Stockport, Cheshire turned green
Millward attempted to pull off at such speed that his rear wheels spun for an
amazing 42 secs before the car began to move. Both tyres fell to pieces and
the clutch dropped out twenty yards down the road. The girls walked off.
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