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1. Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a Macintosh.
2. Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
3. Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
4. Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
5. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
6. Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
7. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard drive into 3.5 inch floppy.
8. Woody Allen virus: By-passes the mother board and turns on daughter card.
9. Joey Butafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
10. Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
11. Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
12. Dr. Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
13. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,
and then slowly expands to 300MB.
14. ATT virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you great service you are getting.
15. MCI virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
much for the ATT virus.
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
17. Viagra virus: Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure
on your zip drive
18. Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.