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Virus alert list

Beware of the Following Viruses:

1. Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a Macintosh.

2. Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

3. Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.

4. Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

5. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

6. Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

7. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard drive into 3.5 inch floppy.

8. Woody Allen virus: By-passes the mother board and turns on daughter card.

9. Joey Butafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.

10. Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

11. Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

12. Dr. Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

13. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

14. ATT virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you great service you are getting.

15. MCI virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the ATT virus.

16. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

17. Viagra virus: Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive

18. Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.

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