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This virus warning is genuine. There is a new virus going around, called
Work. If you receive any sort of Work at all, whether via email,
Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. This
has been circulating around our building for months and those who have
been tempted to open Work or even look at Work have found that their
social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If
you do encounter Work via e-mail or are faced with any Work at all, then
to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had
enough of your crap ... I'm off to the pub." If you receive Work in
paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the Work to your
garbage can and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three
pints of beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that Work will no
longer be of any relevance to you and that Scooby Doo was the greatest
cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the Work virus has already
corrupted your life.